KevieBear’s Journey To The Moon – Part Three
May 7, 2007
The nice lady has told KevieBear she is going to New York City to meet with other Kevin Spacey fans and to attend the play ‘A Moon for the Misbegotten’. Afterward, they hope to see Kevin at the stage door of the theater and take pictures and get autographs. He offers her a great big KevieBear bear hug!
I can’t believe I’m going to New York City to see my idol, Kevin Spacey! This is the most exciting thing that has ever happened to me. When are we leaving? Where are we staying? We’re flying First Class, right? I hope you got seats in the first row of the theater. My nose bleeds if I have to sit farther back than that. Let’s check the web for accommodations and tickets.
We’re getting a 3 bedroom suite, right? And room service. Have to have room ser…. Have I contacted my editor yet? What’s an editor?
KevieBear was so excited that he forgot he was supposed to be going to New York City on an undercover assignment.
I completely forgot about that! Well, I’ve never abandoned an assignment in the years I’ve been an investigative reporter and I won’t start (cough, cough), do you have a glass of water? My throat is dry. As I was saying, I won’t start n-n-n .. WHERE CAN I BUY ARMANI???? WHAT IF KEVIN SPACEY WANTS TO HAVE HIS PICTURE TAKEN WITH ME?? THIS COULD BE HIS ONLY CHANCE!!! WHAT IF HE WANTS TO GIVE ME HIS AUTOGRAPH?? I CAN’T WEAR THESE DUSTY CLOTHES TO THE THEATER! What do you mean my clothes are just going to get rumpled anyway when I go through airport security in your carry-on bag? Weren’t we going to buy me a new set of luggage and go shopping for new sweaters?
KevieBear resigns himself to traveling to New York City in someone else’s suitcase and tries not to think about what will happen when his editor realizes his assignment has been tossed aside for frivolous reasons.
May 8, 2007 – New York City
I can’t believe I’m here! Smell the city! Now, if only someone would take me out of her purse so I can breathe!!
Phew. That’s better. I’m exhausted. Those shuttles are draining. No one offered me any peanuts. OK. Where to first? I need to have my whiskers fluffed and my ears perked and I think my chest hair flattened out when you put the magazines on top of me. When do we go to the theater? You’ll need to take a bottle of water in case I get thirsty and maybe a package of crackers in case I get hungry and some hard candies in case I need something sweet. Crinkle, crinkle (KevieBear laughs at his own jokes, as he tends to do)! I still think we’d better go buy me some new clothes. Once the press finds out I’m going to be at the theater, security won’t be able to handle the crush of photographers.
What do you mean we aren’t going tonight? You have other plans? You say that like you’re going somewhere without me.
You are?! You’d leave me here all alone?? There’s something wrong with that plan if you ask me.
May 11, 2007 –
KevieBear has been stuck in the hotel due to security reasons for the past 3 days. His efforts to reach his editor have failed. But tonight he gets to party with Spacey friends of the nice lady from Pennsylvania. Unfortunately, KevieBear never could hold his liquor. He’s lost the picture on his ID tag, he can’t stand up and now feels the urge to sing.
This is fun! Everybody sing!!
Fly me to the moooooon and watch me on the river with my huckleberries and call me irresponsible toooooooo….
Alrighty Spacey friends, what’s the plan for tomorrow? This is going to be the culnimation, I mean the columation, I mean the end of my life’s journey to meet my idol… uh… Kevin … Kevin … my idol Kevin. I’ve dreamed of this day for years. And now, my dream is within my grasp.
Let’s sing again.
To dream the impossible dreeeeeam and Dulcinea turns the tilting windmiiiiiiill and those vagabonds are turning bluuuuuue.
Next: Part Four – KevieBear Meets Kevin Spacey