Poll #31: Ask Kevin a burning question.

Anyone who has ever read an interview conducted by a professional writer, knows that they all say the same things. The same old answers to the same old questions. Why don’t they ever ask what the fans really want to know? What do you want to know?

How old were you when you lost your first tooth? 22

Does your driver’s license say you’re taller than you really are? 24

When you’re walking around, are you ever confused with another actor? You  know.. you look just like so-and-so. 25

How many layers does an onion have? 16

Did you ever audition for one of those old Porky’s movies? 10

Why did the castaways of Gilligan’s Island have so many clothes for a 3 hour  tour? 14

Did it bother you when Tom Hanks opened packages that weren’t addressed to him in Cast Away? 34

What else?:

  • Why do you go to a theater to see the theatre?
  • Do you watch any reality shows?
  • Boxers or briefs?
  • What did you really think of Brad Pitt when you two worked on Seven?
  • Did you get to keep the clothes you wore in L.A. Confidential?
  • Ever been inside a Walmart?
  • How come you’re not on any of those People’s Most Beautiful 50 lists?  I think you got gypped!
  • Did you legally change your name to Spacey or will your future children  be “Fowl”-ers?
  • Do you like gardening?
  • Have you ever been stuck in an elevator?
  • Do you shop on EBAY?
  • Who would be your ideal leading lady ?
  • Did you ever wonder why we never saw an episode of The Brady Bunch  where Mike Brady had to legally adopt the girls for their name to become  Brady?
  • Do you have to have your shoes specially made?
  • When are you leaving to live in London England?  Will you be here all  summer and what  have you been doing? Have you been watching the  tennis from England and did you attend any of the events?
  • Do these clothes make me look fat?
  • If you could star in one movie that isn’t your own, what would it be?
  • Are you afraid of spiders?
  • Boxers or briefs?
  • What is your favorite color?
  • You speak often of your love for your dogs. If you could provide a high  quality of life for a dog (with physical challenges) that most other people  would have put down, but you would have to make personal changes in  your life to do so, would you? I was just wondering…
  • How do you enjoy yourself when not making movies? Like do you  go  to music concerts, and do you have any favourite artists that you may  relax and listen to?
  • Do you need glasses?
  • What magazines do you read?
  • Do you play computer games? Like Pharaoh? I need help bad.
  • You are coming back to America after you finish working at the  Old Vic, aren’t you?
  • What are your beliefs about God?
  • Have you ever been to a civil war battlefield?
  • How strong is your sperm count?  I’m ready to have your family!
  • Did you have a mullet?
  • Got tattoos?
  • What was your first word?
  • Did you get the lead for “Mrs Doubtfire II”???
  • Do you believe in magic?
  • has anyone ever refered to you as a “sex symbol” because i think you are!
  • I would like to know how can you stand people asking you personal  questions all the time.
  • What’s your mailing address? No really, where do you live?
  • Why don’t you spend more time in Brooklyn’s Sheepshead Bay, eating  at the Italian Restauraunts and seafood places and going to “Pip’s Comedy  Club” so I could have a better chance of running into you?
  • Are you afraid of clowns?
  • What is your favorite color on me? (If you need to meet me in person so you  can a better idea, that can be arranged. Or I could just meet you at Pips)
  • It must be really unconfortable to bear all the time any kind of people,fans or  paparazzis questions.How can you stand it?I have always heard people can  be really annoying,and i have read some about spacey is really kind with fans (that souns really sweet),but he must( I think)sometimes be eally tired about this  side of being famous. I would like to apologise because of shearing now all of  that people. Thank you.
  • Will he marry a 16 year old from Wisconsin who thinks he’s hot?! 😉
  • Do you know how to fold fitted sheets?
  • when you were younger,did you ever see yourself as an actor? when you  go on a talk show,do you ever get aggrivated by the person who’s talking  to you?
  • whats the hardest thing for you while making a movie?
  • Do you secretly listen to country music?
  • What would it take to meet with you for one hour just to talk?
  • are you single or you taken?
  • Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? If so, how fast were you going?
  • Did you every fall over, or embarass yourself in some way, or something  like that on live T.V. like at the Academy Awards or an interview or something?
  • Has a fan ever ran after you, screaming and yelling crazy nut fan things or  done something creepy like that?
  • How old were you when you got your first kiss?
  • why your trousers always seem a bit to long for you?
  • I would like to see you act in the remake of Bonnie & Clyde I think you will  make a good clyde that’s one of my favorite movies of all time, next to  American Beauty.
  • Does it hurt when journalists say you’re plain and homely or do you just assume  they’re jealous of your incredible good looks, charm and dimples?
  • Do you have any tatoo(s) you can show me?
  • Will you ever appear on C.S.I. as a murder suspect?
  • Do you plan on doing any more movies after you make the “Bobby Darin BioPic”?
  • How old are you in dog years?
  • What always makes you laugh when you think about it?
  • How old were you the first time you had sex?
  • What is your most prized possesion?
  • How did Mr. Ed turn the pages of his scripts?
  • Why do men have nipples?
  • Will you ever get married to a woman half your age?
  • Do you cry at sad movies?
  • do you have a girlfriend?
  • What’s your shoe size?
  • If you were ever to become a father, would you like a boy or a girl?
  • are you in the movie the untouchables?
  • what do you think about your name being mentioned on Will & Grace?
  • what is your favorite sandwich filling?
  • If you could in a remake of one of your favorite old movies, which one  would you choose?
  • do you believe in beauty? in life? do you really feel them the way you seem  to? do you believe in the omnipresence of all that you guys usually call god?  do you realise you have him in your eyes? do you care? ect ect ect
  • Have you ever been arrested?
  • What’s your favorite vegetable?
  • Are you gay? If so, are you available??
  • What are your hobbies?
  • Did you know that the guy who directed A Christmas Story also directed  Porkys?
  • how many sugars, if any, do u take in your tea?
  • what do u call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!!
  • can u spread ur toes out like a munky???
  • When was the start of the new millennium, 2000 or 2001?
  • Have you ever partied like it was 1999?
  • do u bite ur finger nails?
  • Did you know that every time you hear a bell ring an angel gets it’s wings?
  • Do you really have the kinda don’t care,kinda blunt attitude, like you do in  most of your movies (The Negiotiator)?
  • Would you date an older woman?
  • Will there be a sequel: Administrative Swimming With the Sharks , or  Swimming With the Sharks 2?…?…?
  • Would you date an older woman?
  • Whats your favorite holiday and Why?
  • Are you gay?  Please say yes and ask me to marry you!!!
  • Why aren’t you in any of the Lord of the Rings movies?
  • What is going to be the most difficult part about playing Bobby?
  • What are you doing later?
  • Do you like blondes?
  • Does it irritate you when London-dwellers clearly recognise you, but think  they’re too cool to acknowledge you?