Poll #32: Kevin’s Spacey Halloween

YourHeartKevin loved Halloween as a boy. But as he grew older, he became frightened. Why is he so afraid of Halloween?

Because every year someone knocks on his door and instead of a door-to-door salesman, it’s … CHILDREN! 51

His older, fatter brother told him that if you eat too many Hershey bars you’ll lose your hair. 50

His older, thinner sister told him that was a lie, everyone knows too much candy makes your ankles wrinkle prematurely. 19

Last year when he handed out sticks of sugar-free gum, a little girl kicked him in the shins. 64

When he was 14, he caught a bad cold waiting in a pumpkin patch for the Great Pumpkin to appear. 50

Two words: pumpkin guts! 48

He hates it when he eats all the Halloween candy he bought in September and has to go back and buy more in October. 79

But as for what really scares him (and what costume he should wear this year – old part of poll)…

  • not being with me lol
  • getting a bad review
  • spiders and costume clad fans…!!!
  • halloween costume clad fans at his door…pretending to be kids trick-or treating
  • the thought of being tied down to one woman; Kevin is for all the women of the world and beyond.
  • SPIDERS!!!!
  • Spiders!
  • the demonic children of the damned
  • … me trying to kidnap him!
  • creepy crawling things
  • horror show happens in August
  • losing his hair
  • ugly girls
  • karma
  • loads of fans could pop up in front of his door (and he couldn’t stand this)
  • The idea that the knock on the door could be his “adoring” fans
  • HIS FANS
  • Finding out he really isn’t an 18 year old Bobbie Darren
  • little gnomes jumping from behind tree’s and shouting boo! i find that really  scary…
  • fun-sized candy bars.  they’re too small.  it’s just creepy.
  • He fears: Being unoriginal.
  • He is too much of a man to be afraid of any thing.
  • What’s he afraid of? Children heck Im one and I hate them…..Kevins Hott
  • He should go as a white bunny.
  • He should go as Dracula.
  • He should go as Uncle Fester.
  • What scares him is that no matter what he wears his fans can still recognize him but he’ll go as Dracula anyway.
  • He should go as prince charming.
  • He should go in HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT.
  • He should go as Fabio.
  • He should wear a sexy Chippendales stripper
  • He’s afraid because of a bad halloween experience as a child. So he should wear a pink bunny costume.
  • He should wear his birthday suit.
  • He’s afraid of ghosts. He should wear his birthday suit.
  • What scares him? The public. He should go as Albert Einstein.
  • His biggest fear? At the moment – Trevor Nunn!! His costume – Considering  the fixation with hair – a Werewolf of course!
  • What scares him? Me! – “Richard 11” is one of my favourite  plays,  and if he messes it up he’ll have to pay a forfeit!! (Now what shall I —!!). He should go as a theatre critic – with fangs of course!
  • He fears a  dry martini glass and a stale cigar. he should go as The Phantom  of the Opera
  • The only thing that scares him is Keyser Soze, remember? He should  be a cowboy, saddle up, and let me ride him!
  • He should go as Dracula — sexy? I think so…
  • The only thing he’s afraid of is Kaiser Sosay.  He should go as a Chimney  Sweep– he’s living in London after all!
  • he should wear his birthday suit
  • Kevin doesn’t like knocking on stranger’s doors…freaks him out! Costume  Party Only:  Aviator from the 30’s
  • What scares him is having the same film poster quote for Superman Returns  as in TUS AND LAC: “IN A WORLD WHERE NOTHING IS WHAT  IT SEEMS”.  He’ll go as THE VILLAN FROM SEVEN.
  • He’s afraid of the costumes he thinks they are real and should go as Lex luther
  • He should go as the joker
  • he should go as a bunny
  • he should wear a vampire costume
  • He should go in his Birthday Suit 🙂
  • He should go as the archangel Michale
  • The only thing that scares him is Keyser Soze.. :-P. he should wear  a big M&M-costume……..or just a sheet with a spirace.
  • He should go as shrek.
  • He’s only frightened when nosey journalists arrive at his door  disguised as Annette Bening. He should go as the Cheshire Cat from  Alice in Wonderland….
  • He hates masks. He should dress up as a pimp.
  • That wax “makeup” will give you a really gnarly case of acne. He should  go as Freddy Krueger!
  • He should wear a Pat Benatar costume.
  • He’s afraid of ghosts and scarey faces, nightmares. He should go as the phantom of the opera -of course with his fabulous voice!
  • He should go as a vampire.
  • He should wear a puppy suit.
  • He’s afraid of meeting people as himself and not some made up charecter.  He should go as his dog Mini.
  • Nothing frightens him more than the fact that he may never meet me  and might have to live without his soul mate (me) for the rest of his  life 😦  so he should wear his birthday suit.
  • Nothing more terrifying to the spaceman than OLD WOMEN! He should  go as a streaker.
  • He should go as Henry the Eighth
  • He’s afraid of: Me! He should wear a Fairy costume.
  • Scary: Most of the fake blood is real blood! (And the “sham” poo isn’t really “sham”). He should go as Frank ‘n’ Furter (from The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
  • He should go as himself, naked.
  • Scares him: George W. Bush! Costume: his birthday suit
  • he should not ware a costume
  • Of course he’s scared. Of ME!! HA HA LOL. He should go as .. Himself,  its scary enough. LOL, only joking, he shouldn’t cover up that beautiful  face of his.
  • He’s afraid of Carnies….smell like cabbage.  Small hands. he should go as Han Solo b/c I’m gonna be Princess Leah
  • He’s petrified of Cats. He should go in a  Las Vegas showgirl outfit
  • One word. J-lo. He should go as Ben Affleck.
  • There’s just something too creepy about kids. He should go as the child  catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
  • Oooh nooo! rod stewart impersonators! Maybe he should just go as sir ian (get her) as twanky
  • He should go as Indiana Jones.
  • What gives him chills is running into someone dressed in a costume  that looks like his natural self. So he should go as Bin Laden’s wife.
  • He’s petrified by the thought of crazed women fans pounding  on his door for a different kind of “treat,” he can only do so much! He should go as Bobby Darin, of course!
  • Big fear #1: Cell phones that won’t stop ringing! He should wear one  of Elton John’s old outfits he donated to charity.
  • What Kevin fears most is Another bad movie review…which at this  point, he does not need.
  • There’s only one thing that truly frightens Kevin. Popeil’s GLH formula  hair system! Minerva said instant hair in a spray can was bad juju. He  should go to the party dressed as Judi Dench.
  • MATH makes his skin crawl! He should go in his birthday suit!!
  • no matter what costume or extreme makeup, every one knows its him.  he should wear His bts outfit  as bobby.
  • He should go as Beetlejuice.
  • There’s nothing scarier than his – his – HIS FANS!! Just to be safe, he’d  better go as Russell Crowe.
  • What really scares him is the moon. He should go as a mobile phone.
  • He’s scared of Halloween because too many black cats about… they scare legacy and mini! He should wear an al pacino costume!
  • He should wear non att all.
  • He’s afraid of Halloween because a ‘ghost’ once told him that eating  halloween candy makes ur chest hair fall out!! He should wear a plastic  bag.. then he can dance about in the wind!
  • He’s scared of black cats. So for a costume .. simple …. a dog to scare  the cats
  • Ghosts! That’s what he’s afraid of. He should go as Charlie Brown.
  • What really scares him is the friggin’ scary costumes! He should wear a policeman costume *grrr*
  • He should go as Dracula.
  • He should go as Bobby Darin.
  • He should go as Shakespeare.
  • Whenever he goes trick-or-treating, people make him recall a line from  Se7en before they’ll give him candy. He should go as a giant birthday  present, wearing nothing but a strategically placed bow. Or if it’s too cold  for that, he could go as  a UPS man. Delivering his….. *ahem*……. package. O_o
  • He’s afraid of cell phones.
  • He’s scared of Martha Stewart. He should dress up as a candy wrapper.
  • He should wear his KevieBear costume. ~
  • He’s Kevin Spacey. There just are no words. Or maybe he keeps getting  rocks for candy. ~
  • He should go as an onion. ~
  • He’s scared because of  the Christmas trees next to the plastic pumpkins at Target. ~
  • His mother warned him about taking candy from strangers! ~
  • Kevie should dress up like a vampire. He’d make a good one, with that dark  hair and those dark eyes, don’t you think? ~
  • Halloween bothers Kevin because too many people play pranks on him by  leaving heads in boxes on his doorstep. This year, Kevin should dress up as  Courtney Love! AND wear the grey ripped-up Galliano dress she wore to  the Golden Globes that one year. ~
  • He’s afraid because of: The likelihood of 17-plus tiny munchkins— NOT from  the neighborhood— all showing up simultaneously at his door dressed as  various victims from the movie “7even”.  And for his costume: Try, say, Mac  the Knife (appropriate, don’t you think, given a particular upcoming-maybe  movie project???). ~
  • For his costume: How about a skin tight leotard and paint himself gold  and go as ‘Oscar’. 😉
  • Kevie should go as Bobby Darin! They do bear a striking resemblance, you  know.
  • The year he turned 21, he got incredibly drunk on halloween night. He quit his  job, slapped a cop and hit on his girlfriends mom. This was not the best night  of his life. He’s been afraid ever since. He should definetly be a warlock and  reign over a harem of witches, Slutty witches. Yeah, that’s good.
  • I don’t know what else would bother him…maybe he has a fear of raw eggs  being thrown at his house if he doesn’t produce substantial sweets. He could use  my costume when I’m done, I’m going as Beetlejuice, it’d be a bit small though… hmmm…what would I like to see him in…silk pajamas siting behind a black baby  grand with a nice glass of red wine…mmmmm….since it’s a theatre party he should go as something play related, how about Willy Loman, that way he doesn’t have  to be happy about being forced into participating this year.
  • he could go as charlie brown, he already has the round head
  • SO if your afaide of halloween then that means you wont play in an horro film.
  • He doesn’t wear any costume this year he goes naked, like adam&eve!
  • He might try wearing an “Adam’s costume” ??
  • He should wear a Superman costume he is the best.
  • Kevie should go as Elton John!
  • Someone told him looks like George W. Bush at last year’s party and since he  wasn’t wearing a costume, he refuses to ever go to another Halloween party as  long as he lives!
  • fear of bumping into a crazed fan He should go as a rock star… ok ok I just  want to see him in leather pants

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